The Revolution were kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
’cause they fought with am’teur timing

There was funky Clint Dempsey and little Franchino
Clint said here comes Steve Nicol, lets get it on
They had some words and punches thrown, started wrestling on the ground
The fighting got Stevie so pissed, now Dempsey’s missing the team trip

The Revolution were kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
’cause they fought with am’teur timing