Straight from The Belly|| March 28, 2006 @ 11:01 pm || Major League Soccer, Belly Flops
This here is everything you need to know about every team in MLS in twelve words.
The Eastern Conference
- Chicago Fire: Untried
- Columbus Crew: SigiSized
- DC United: Maturing
- Kansas City Wizards: Ordinary
- Red Bull New York: MetroStars
- New England Revolution: Consistent
- CD Chivas USA: Gringofied
- Colorado Rapids: Rudderless
- FC Dallas: Stagnant
- Houston Dynamo: Pacesetter
- Los Angeles Galaxy: Puffery
- Real Salt Lake: Antiquated
Oh, fine, gringofied and SigiSized aren’t real words. But neither is MetroStars.
Nice. It’ll be interesting to see how accurate these twelve words are this season.
Comment by Crew Fan — March 29, 2006 @ 9:11 am
What’s the use of being a native speaker of English if you can’t make up your own words now and then? Well done.
Comment by Dave — April 2, 2006 @ 7:01 am